March 15, 2025

Hollywood Directors Give Their Thoughts on Latest Death Stranding 2 Trailer – Hard Drive

Hideo Kojima has blessed the world with the latest trailer for Death Stranding 2: On the Beach. Naturally the entire gaming world is buzzing but Hollywood is also buzzing and that’s much more important. It’s no secret that Kojima loves movies more than anything in the world and his games make no effort to hide their cinematic inspirations and aspirations. Well, Hollywood has taken notice of Kojima’s genius and as we all know, the world of cinema is far more prestigious and serious than gaming since there’s no gamers involved. So this is a pretty big deal.We had the honor of approaching various famous Hollywood directors completely unsolicited to ask for their thoughts on Kojima’s latest piece of marketing. Here are their responses.“What’s the difference between Hollywood characters and Kojima’s characters? Kojima’s are real.”“I relate to the struggle of all these characters”“It should be played in a theater.”“I bet we could do that. With AI of course. And Kevin’s blessing and extremely detailed instructions on how to do it”“It doesn’t seem like the female characters have much agency of their own. Although I will admit all their little photo poses look really cute. But where the hell is Kirsten Dunst?”“Even I’m confused.”“It’s got some style but there’s too much substance for my tastes. Don’t even get me started on the complete lack of slow motion and Ayn Rand.”“Where am I? I’m gonna be late to the Godfather Part 3 premiere.”“Well I mean it’s better than Marvel.”“I wish I could make love to Kojima, he’s such a genius and I love him more than I love my own family”“Not long enough”“If Sam Porter Bridges doesn’t want to marry that baby, I will.”“I like that it’s very weird but where is the class struggle?”“Jen or Jen, if you’re reading this, please take me back.”******* ***** ******* **** ******* ****“I loved Boktai: The Sun is in Your Hands. I thought it was really beautiful. Really great.”“Hell yeah! That’s what I’m talking about! Give me a fist bump.”“Ah yes, Kojima, a fellow artist, such as myself.”“Get off my porch!”“I didn’t do it.”“Where was I?”“Why is the only black person wearing a mask?”“Did Woody Allen already call dibs on the baby?”“I consulted on the ending of this where Sam reveals he’s really Noramn Reedus, oh whoops I gave it away.”“I forgot to ask. Can you bring me some Dunkin?”“He’s making those deliveries for the world but he’s really doing it for his kid and that’s beautiful. The only thing holding it back from being perfect is no CIA representation.”“Who gives a damn if you can’t understand it, cool shit is happening you fucking dorks!”

Source: https://hard-drive.net/hd/video-games/hollywood-directors-give-their-thoughts-on-latest-death-stranding-2-trailer/

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